crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying


what do you mean tried

crocspaperscissors:

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

what do you mean tried

lanamusic:

ROLLING STONE

lanamusic:

ROLLING STONE

phan-in-kilts:

agent-amazing-fire:

dan it’s too early for this shit

'cow's nipple juice' this man has a way with words
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phan-in-kilts:

agent-amazing-fire:

dan it’s too early for this shit

'cow's nipple juice' 
this man has a way with words

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

analzingphil:

 


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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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phanscuddles:

treemalt:

Wait… Does that mean Dan saw Phil’s Ding-a-ling, ding-dong, penis… Dick…

well it’s not like he hasn’t see it before! and no he had boxers on.